Kitties in Space!: July 2006

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WADDA DIET!!

Is this our kind of diet or what?>> I Love this DOCTOR!!!!>

HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION>>

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?>>
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don'twaste> them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up yourheart> will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of> your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.>>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>>>

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?>>
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and> corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an> efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat> chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).> And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of> vegetable products.>>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>>>

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?>>
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,that> means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the> goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!>>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>>

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?>>
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.If> you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.,>>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>>

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise> program?>> A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!>>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>>

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?>>
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable> oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be> bad for you?>>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>>

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the> middle?>>
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should> only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.>>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>>

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?>>
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best> feel-good food around! AND IT TASTES HEAVENLY!!>>>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>>

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?>>
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.>>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>>>

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?>>
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!>>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>>

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about> food and diets.>>

And remember:> "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving> safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in> sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly> used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride">>>>>>

God's gift to us ,are the people who love us.>>>>>

Perhaps they are not stars in the sky, but rather openings where our loved> ones shine down to let us know they are happy

ON A LIGHTER NOTE...

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell & HP customer service reps.

It's getting ugly.

OUR DIAMOND IN THE "RUFF"

YUP, HE'S A DOGGIE, BUT HE'S ALRIGHT WITH US!

MY MUCH LOVED-AND MISSED-BABY BOB

MY BABY BOB...OH GOD, HOW I MISS HIM!! I STILL LOVE YOU BOBBERS!! I WANT YOU BACK!! YOU'VE BEEN GONE OVER THREE MONTHS NOW, AND I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU...IT HURTS. IT HURTS SO BADLY!